Hollowed Out
Witnesses gave their version: Earlier that evening, a pretty young woman was walking through the patch with her boyfriend. They were laughing. She looked like she was having a good time. Then it happened. She knelt down and ran her hand over a large gourd. She pulled out her carving knife and began cutting methodically in a circle. She pulled its top off. As if no one was there, she plunged her hands hard into it, digging feverishly, she scooped out the mealy flesh. What began slow and menancing became a spectacle. In a matter of seconds, she was cursing and screaming, covered in her mayhem. Some say she even cackled, said they heard her say he had it coming to him.
Off to the side, horrified and mute, stood the young man. So much for a first date.

Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteholy crap....
ReplyDeleteno pumpkin patches with the wife this year
just saying...hahah
That is one crazy first date! I may not look at pumpkin patches the same now :)
ReplyDeleteoy!
ReplyDeleteWow, think I will stay away from any blind dating, this month, lol...
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Well done!
ReplyDeleteI love this! Poor, confused bystanders. Poor date! Brilliant use of the prompts!
ReplyDeletePerfect for halloween, gory first dates! I liked your title and used it as a line in my current poem.
ReplyDeleteFlattered. Thanks, Mary.
DeleteThat was interesting, and well done!
ReplyDeleteI like the tactile quality this has; I can feel the squishy pumpkin, lol!
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